if you had told me three years ago i would have the fattest crush on some pigeon toed lanky foreign kid in a fedora with butterfly and bird tattoos, who shoves more bananas down his throat than a monkey and can’t walk in a straight line without injuring himself i probably would have laughed at you
but there is no laughter about this now
only tears and genuine affection for the butterfly fedora boy
i want a fucking long twitcam starring 5/5 on the 3 year anniversary where they joke around and answer questions and try to take off each others trousers to tease the fans and where they sing random songs and have these cute moments and cuddles and make fun of other bands and use inside jokes and laugh at us because we don’t understand and i just want the 23rd of July 2013 to be like the old times because goddamn i miss those
there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow me right now.
THERE IS SO MUCH FATE INVOLVED WITH ONE DIRECTION LIKE 2010 WAS THE FIRST TIME IN FOUR YEARS THAT XFACTOR AUDITIONS HAD GONE TO DUBLIN LIKE WHAT IF THEY DIDN’T GO AND NIALL DIDN’T GET TO AUDITION, AND HOW IF HARRY WAS BORN ONE DAY LATER HE WOULD’VE MISSED THE AGE CUT OFF TO AUDITION AND HE WOULDN’T HAVE AUDITIONED